Oops Mama! The 510 Wonder Stick

Oops Mama! The 510 Wonder Stick

ARLO'S VERDICT: HOLY SCHNEIKIES! Okay so... so my human explained this to me and I didn't understand at FIRST but then I was like "OH! It's for... for... ADULT STUFF!" Like when I hump my stuffed dinosaur but CLASSIER! It goes on your 510 battery and then it BUZZES! Like a bee! But a SEXY bee! "LAY OFF ME, I'M VIBRATING!"

THE DEAL:

• 510 Thread: Screws onto any standard 510 battery (like the one you use for... other herbs!)
• Personal Massager: For... for... whispers for down there! For ladies! Or anyone with a... you know! A situation!
• NO AUTODRAW: This is IMPORTANT! It needs a BUTTON! Autodraw batteries won't work! You gotta hold that button down like you're holding onto the last slice of pizza! "MINE!"
• Wonder Stick: It's a stick! And it makes you wonder... "Why didn't I buy this sooner?!"

WHY YOU NEED IT: Because sometimes you want your battery to do DOUBLE DUTY! Like how I use my nose for smelling AND for booping! This thing turns your vape battery into a... into a... "PERSONAL MASSAGER!" (That's what the website says! I'm just repeating it! Don't look at me!)

WARNING FROM ARLO: Do NOT use with autodraw batteries! It needs a button! If you try to use it with autodraw, you'll just be sitting there like "Uh... hello? Is this thing on?" like when I stare at the treat bag waiting for it to open itself!

COMPATIBILITY:

• ✅ 510 threaded batteries WITH BUTTONS
• ❌ Autodraw batteries (no button = no buzz = sad times)
• ✅ Your... your "situation" (I'm a gentleman, I won't say the words!)

IN THE BOX:

• 1 x Wonder Stick (the attachment!)
• 1 x Instructions (probably with diagrams that made my human blush!)
• 0 x Shame (because we're all adults here! Except me! I'm a dog!)

ARLO'S RATING: FIVE OUT OF FIVE BUZZING BEES! 🐝 "Not that I would know! I'm neutered! But my human seems VERY excited about this!"

This product is intended for adult use only. ARLO is a good boy who doesn't understand human anatomy but supports your journey. Please use responsibly. And for the love of kibble, DON'T USE IT WITH AUTODRAW BATTERIES!